In celebration of the Midget turning 20??!!!? (that blows my mind...I thought she was supposed to be 16 the rest of her life) I have created a special blog dedicated to her. My Little Sister. My Midge. My Boo. This will look similar to past blogs that contained text conversations between Midge and I, but on this post I wanted to list all the reasons that everyone needs the equivalent of a "Midge" in their life. My relationship with Midge is very important to me and I firmly believe everyone needs a person that they have this type of relationship with in their lives. Now Britt is one in a million so while it's VERY unlikely you will every find someone that meets all these criteria...I'm sure you can find...someone. ;)
So without further adieu...
Why everyone needs a Midge in their life....
1. Because of her no nonsense policy when it comes to school work and her competitive GPA.
2. Because the Midge policy is freak-out now...ask questions later.
3. Because we all need that someone who tells us like it is, and brings us back to reality. If you ever needed an intervention...Midge would host it.
4. Because you know she loves you more than all her friends. Even if you wouldn't assume that from her social media.
5. Because she holds herself to a high-standard.
6. Because I can pretty much do anything I want and I know she won't be mad at me....for too long.
7. Because she says things like, "Brazil basically just rolled over and* died". I guess this could read because she makes you laugh. Those two options are pretty interchangeable.
8. Because my amazingly smart, hilarious, hot, little sister...envies me. It's good to feel envied. (insert evil purple face emoji...man I'm really lost without my emojis right now...I've already wanted to put in like 10!)
9. Because she understands the enjoyment found in tormenting Dad. And looks good doing it.
(Also because she asks me things like that question (insert upward pointing finger emoji...gosh dangit!))
10. Because she considers music to be...well...her life.
11. Because she makes you put things in perspective.
12. Because everyone needs that person they can text 20 times and even when they don't respond you just keep texting them.
13. Because whenever you're upset with her...you're not really THAT upset with her.
14. Because she tells you the truth...even when it is totally unnecessary and kinda hurtful. (okay maybe this one isn't a SUPER good thing)
15. Because she is kind enough to leave her Avatar DVDs at the parents house when she goes to college...
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(After texting me Emiline she texted mom to warn her not to tell me where the DVDs were...just a little too slow) |
16. Because if you mimic everything she says you are guaranteed to be IN with the cool kids.
17. Because she understands when you get jealous.
18. Because she has like 10 times the experience you have dealing with boys...and she imparts her wisdom upon you.
19. Because she is all about world peace.
20. Because she sends you pictures like this. (That's Howard saving Mufasa from dying, Professor X from getting paralyzed, and the Titanic from sinking)
21. Because she knows that in a competition between Hispanics and white people...HISPANICS ALWAYS WIN!! (I mean in who we are going to root for...no need to remind me of that horrid final game of the world cup.)
22. Because she respects your point of view even when it differs from hers.
23. Because she is so chill.
24. Because we see things the same. (see my
blog on the Olympics and what I wrote about the Bode Miller interview)
Well I hope this has opened up your eyes to realize how lucky all of you are to actually have Midge in your lives...and Midge...I seriously love you sooooo much!! You are my sidekick for life! But like a sidekick where like both of them are equally important and cool. We are like the Totally Spies...just missing one spy. I call being Sam. You can be Clover cause let's be honest Alex was the lamest one. Or we could be Professor X and Magneto. I would be Professor X of course. What about Batman and his butler? They are basically equal in coolness. #thatbritishaccenttho Wait. Nope. I've got it. Lorelei and Rori. Done. You know I'm Lorelei.
LOVE YOU MIDGE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH!! #thereisnosuchthingasabirthdaymonth