Friday, March 16, 2012

Show Me Ya Teeth...or cough drop

I promise this one will be short, but I just thought this was funny. So as I mentioned in my previous post I was sick last week. It's not the sickest I've ever been, but I didn't really felt like dancing or doing a barn raising. (Or basically anything you may see in Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.) Well last Friday I was sitting at work sucking on a Halls Fruit Breezer (do you think I'll get anything for that product placement?) and then I bit into it. All of a sudden I was sure one of my teeth had broken off and I was now sucking on it. Not just a piece of one mind you, but an entire canine. So I quickly did a tongue count to find that none of my teeth seemed to be missing. But what I was sucking on felt SO much like a tooth. So I took it out of my mouth and looked at it. It was a bright red Hall. I put it back in my mouth and continued to suck on it, but it felt SO MUCH like a tooth. The logical part of me told myself I had already confirmed via my gift of sight that I wasn't sucking on a tooth, but the groggy, sickly part of my mind told me it felt SOOO MUCH like a tooth. I don't know if you guys are grasping how much it felt like a tooth. SO MUCH. The only way to convince myself wholeheartedly that it wasn't my tooth was to just bite down and swallow. But if it IS your tooth biting it will probably hurt your other teeth! Well it ISN'T my tooth so that doesn't matter. So I crunch and swallowed it. I have yet to find a spot in my mouth where a tooth is missing so...here's hoping!
Blessings.

2 comments:

  1. Here's hoping you seek professional help and SOON!!

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  2. Haha, love Matt's comment. Have you sucked on your teeth before and that's how you knew that it felt SO MUCH like a tooth? Props for your product placement.

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